Peyton Williams Manning…we need to talk
You sweater wearing mother fucker. With your sunglasses and your jeans. Standing there all perfect and shit. And I don’t even want to discuss your charming little Louisiana accent. Where do you get off, being all perfect like that? Being one of the best Quarterbacks of all time. Watching you play football is pretty much like foreplay. I need you to get better bb, cause you’re sorely missed out there on the field.
Amazing. Too fucking amazing for words.