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forgiveuspluto: Can’t. Freaking. Wait.
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boldaslove77: Dear world: PEYTON WILL BE READY FOR WEEK ONE ALRIGHT. QUIT IT WITH THE DAMN NEGATIVITY, IT’S NOT HELPING. YOU’RE ONLY STRESSING ME OUT. As Coach Dungy said, if he’s not dead, then he WILL be playing. You all just want to see him fail. Sincerely, NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
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Pat Summitt has early onset deminsia
lincolnluxor: “There’s not going to be any pity party and I’ll make sure of that” - Coach Summitt My thoughts and prayers are with you anyways though coach.
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