“This is a love song. It’s kind of different from that last one. Um, this is the first song I ever finished and I was whoooooooaa so much in love. I’ll see if I can bring that feeling back. That good kind of love you know where you both eat each other alive. The good stuff. There’s that love where you give everything and there’s that love where you take everything. That was one of those good taking loves.”—8/25/94 The Birchmere, VA (via davespeak-)
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the “United States Redneck Special Forces”.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.